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April19

It’s so weird walking into the kitchen and getting wolf-whistled…

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10xTAG

April15

Pamela from design85.com tagged moi :D

How to play: Once you’ve been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random facts, habits, or goals about yourself — at the end choose 5 people to be tagged. Don’t forget to leave them a comment saying “You’re It!” and to go read your blog. You cannot tag the person that tagged you.

01. I’ve never taken drugs in my life. Even if nobody believes, or even if I act like I do. I haven’t. It will never happen.
02. Contrary to popular belief in high school, I waited till I was 18 and had a long term boyfriend before “giving it up.”
03. My mom used to tell me that she found me in a cabbage patch, which is why my hair so blonde when I was younger. It’s now a running joke.
04. I have been on the same ‘dating / online community’ website for around 8 years. It’sI’m now a running joke.
05. My pillows and bed have to be arranged a certain way. I sleep with 5 pillows and 2 continental quilts.
06. I hated, HATED the color pink up till the age of 19. I am now making up for it.
07. I have had a website of some shape or form for the past 12 years. I taught myself everything I know. Not even a multimedia course taught me anything - I aced all my website coding and graphics design topics with 100% marks.
08. I played piano and received 2 x HDs in AMEB. Yes I was that good (my Russian teacher probably helped me to become as good as I was).
09. Contrary to popular belief I don’t own every single Mariah Carey album - I am missing ‘MTV Unplugged’ (although it isn’t a studio album…)… scratch that, I haven’t run out to buy E=MC2 either…
10. I don’t remember the last time I went an entire day without my phone/computer/internet.

TaggedJaz, Nic, Angela, Dee & Helga

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post to my letterbox

April11

Past two days of work have consisted of conversations about beavers (and their different names), scapings of the female anatomy and other unmentionables. I think tonight topped it off with the phone call to the new 18 year guy to say that he is my virginal sacrifice. Oh god… poor kid won’t be able to look me in the eye! Why did they do this? The boys wanted me to go get them beer, and I said “What’s in it for me?” FAIL.

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The Bouncer - 3rd (and final?) Date.

April10

I’m only going to say this once: I don’t want to talk about it.

Kthxbye.

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we call our shrink, winfield blue

April7

I am having a sob session to my nerd luvah <3. Sometimes I dunno where I would be without him. Now its almost midnight so I will be sleep-deprived, puffy and red-eyed and not to mention cranky and emo. Oh and skulling 2 x red bulls one after this morning did nothing. Time to go cold turkey again. Gobble gobble. No more RB. Need Sleep.

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