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July1

In the x-ray clinic about to get an OPG for my dental appointment…

Xray Guy = “Now, you’re not pregnant are you?”
Me = “No, not a chance in hell.”
XG = “…” (Thinking I was lying)
Me = “…” (Thinking I just said I’m not getting any, then realizing he didn’t believe me)
Me = “Unless I’m about to have an immaculate conception, I’m going with no, definitely not.”

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