In the x-ray clinic about to get an OPG for my dental appointment…

Xray Guy = “Now, you’re not pregnant are you?”
Me = “No, not a chance in hell.”
XG = “…” (Thinking I was lying)
Me = “…” (Thinking I just said I’m not getting any, then realizing he didn’t believe me)
Me = “Unless I’m about to have an immaculate conception, I’m going with no, definitely not.”

I downloaded Adium last night and installed all these add-ons to make it pretty, but I also added on random quote generators…. I caught Djn unawares hehe… Read the rest of this entry »

A funny thing was said at work today:

Me: Do you have a lighter?
JH: I don’t smoke……. tobacco.

A funny thing was typed at work today:
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Past two days of work have consisted of conversations about beavers (and their different names), scapings of the female anatomy and other unmentionables. I think tonight topped it off with the phone call to the new 18 year guy to say that he is my virginal sacrifice. Oh god… poor kid won’t be able to look me in the eye! Why did they do this? The boys wanted me to go get them beer, and I said “What’s in it for me?” FAIL.